Your name is RATAKK VALJAN and you are sort of FUCKED UP at the moment.

Your FUTURE self has TOP SECRET BUSINESS to attend to for an undetermined amount of time, while your CURRENT self has his OWN AGENDA.

You are both alive in the PRESENT MOMENT. It's just a big, confusing ball of WIBBLEY WOBBLEY TIMEY WIMEY STUFF.

Future Ratakk:




Current Ratakk:
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Posts tagged OMFG.

thekonamicode:

OH BOY TIME TO PLAY SOME VIDEOGAMES!

(via contrivertruesight)

ellemennoz:

i found this somewhere on tumblr and forgot where, if this is your art i sincerely apologize for not reblogging you but this is too great not to post!

(via karsprite)

absylphe:

Not At All

When A Female Only Has Sexual Tendencies Toward Other Females Then She Is Homosexual

When A Male Only Has Sexual Tendencies Toward Other Males Then He Is A Homosexual

The Term For A Specifically Female Homosexual Is Lesbian

The Term For A Male Homosexual Is Gay

However “Gay” Can Describe Either A Male Or Female Homosexual

If One Can Be Partial To Either A Male Or Female Depending Upon The Circumstances Then They Are Bisexual

If One Does Not Care For The Sex Of Their Sexual Partner Then They Are Pansexual

That Does Not Really Make Much Sense Because Why Would You Call It Pan Sexual If Pans Are Not Involved

But I Like To Remember It As Being Attracted To What Is In The Pan Rather Than The Pants

Catchy Right

9hhh that is catchy!!

Wait s9…

N9 f9rcefields 9r 6attlecries 9r cigarettes in Human H9m9sexual? Just filial, flushed, and caligin9us attracti9n and all that that entails, t9 tr9lls 9f the same sex??? And Human 6isexual is whatever 9ne is feeling like that particular night?????? And pansexual is n9t giving 9ne single fuck a69ut the 9ther tr9ll’s sex????????? Is this right???

acrylicemulator:

Tumblr made it small.

(via condescensionandcruelty)

suffspeare:

lampandspider:

I made this and put these pictures together because you lied to Gwydion.

>:C

Enjoy your bacon

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

let me just

bring this back

red-moon-rises:

“A summary!?

I…oh wow. I will never complain about mates again.”

Hahah! N9, I understand. Tr9lls are raised t9 6ite 9ff m9re than we can chew. I w9uld imagine it is just as difficult f9r humans t9 find a mate as it is f9r a tr9ll t9 fill quadrants, n9 m9re and n9 less. It just depends 9n h9w 9ne was raised.

 

yaypop:

Sadako throws the first ball at baseball opening ceremony [x]

(via crowhousescratch)

skreeclackclack:

suffspeare started following you

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