Your name is RATAKK VALJAN and you are sort of FUCKED UP at the moment.
Your FUTURE self has TOP SECRET BUSINESS to attend to for an undetermined amount of time, while your CURRENT self has his OWN AGENDA.
You are both alive in the PRESENT MOMENT. It's just a big, confusing ball of WIBBLEY WOBBLEY TIMEY WIMEY STUFF.
Future Ratakk:
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Current Ratakk:
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Posts tagged NO.
CAN THEY STOP MAKING MADAGASCAR MOVIES
(via karsprite)
just sAW SMILEDOG FOR THE FIRSZT ITIME
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NAPE
NEAAAAAAPPEEEE
ENONONONONONONONO
NAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fucK I’M CRYING
sick-robotics replied to your post: I think it’s a8out time we upgraded to something 8igger.
Looks like she’s going for the maternity destroyer.the….what destroyer?
The maternity destroyer. A commonly used sexual device made to punish those who break the rruuuurrruuuus. I often used it during my time roleplaying as Scanty and it often proved effective.
It is, in it’s most primitive form, an ungodly large dildo which is inserted into the vagina all the way down to the ballsack area. It is then connected to the plow.
Which thrusts forward at a speed of mach 15, the friction causing an immense amount of heat which may scorch the vagina from the inside.
On average the maternity destroyer easily dwarfs coke cans. Sometimes they are even larger, reaching up to the size of a human arm.
Isn’t it lovely? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Aaaaah, I’ve let my psychotic scanty out, forgive me.
I’m cool now.
D9es
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d9 y9u use it 9n n99ks t99??
@trumun
Taps the glass.
9h, fie, what in—
>Rush to open window.
What are y9u d9ing, it’s c9ld as Hell 9ut there!
